You know sweatpants?
In Australia we call them trakky-dacks.
im starting to think you aussies are just fucking with us
we actually aren’t and that’s the horrendous part.
*me coming down stairs*
mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-
Hillary Clinton speaking at Simmons Leadership Conference (via femininefreak)
today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd